Friday, March 26, 2004

i think i finally get this movie....donnie darko

Monday, March 15, 2004

speaking of cute creatures gus. he is homeless and needs a family....i would love to adpot him..but my family already has a dog..wolfie..when he was found...he was so dirty that he looked like a little wolf (even though he is a little white west highland terrier) my family doesn't want another dog :( i still think gus would make a great addition to our family...and be a great little pal to wolfie...and i want to adpot him so bad...but i don't think it would be fair since i don't know where i'll be in a year or two...what if i can't take him with me???..but the ad says i can take him anywhere...CUTENESS HURTS!!!..IT HURTS DAMNIT!!!....

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

my favorite magazine readymade...check it out....i am so stoked!!!..i made my schedule for my last semester of undergrad ever!!!....i have decided to take classes that don't directly relate to my major..like music classes...romanitc piano lit. what the hell is that...i think we get to play waltzs on korgs...while we fall in love with our classmates...i'll be the only anthro major in a class full for music majors...i kind of know how to play the piano..i'll show up to class dressed like indiana jones and i will bust out my whip and lash notes out on the piano instead of just playing it like everyone else....i really hate that "romantic" style/periods of piano music...but i always end up liking most music that i listen to for an extended period of time...so i think i'll be ok..this one time my family and drove to texas in our old station wagon right before i entered that preteen phase...i had such a hatred for country music before i left..because i was trying to be cool and listen to eagle 106.9...remember that station??....but there was really nothing else to listen to....and you being to accept that fact that you have no control of the radio since you are too young to drive...i had nothing i could plug my ears with...so i just gave up and listened...and then i started to sing along.....don't get me wrong i'm not saying that i have to capacity to learn to like celine dion...did you ever notice how she punches herself in the chest when she sings?.......other classes i am taking are yoga and creative writing...by the way...i went to wawa last night to get a cup of coffee..i always get the same kind of coffee every time i go....i see a new flavor of cappucino there...COOKIES and CREAM....i guess seeing the words cookies and cream reminded my of the ice cream flavor...so i got it....and it tasted like liquid hot cake batter...just a warning to all you wawa coffee drinkers out there....there is a cult of wawa coffe drinkers in this area...there everywhere...
i have made a ton of template changes and posted a few new blogs and i can't see any of them???..if you can see the changes that i have made tag me
holy crap....NEW TEEN GIRLS SQUAD episode featuring HENRY ROLLINS and ABE LINCOLN..check it out

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

hmm...i know it's a drastic change..i just wanted to try it on for the day...tell me what you think of it..honesty....i feel like i just got a drastic haircut..the kind if haircut you get right after you break up with someone
i can't wait until i run out of cigarettes so i can stop having excuses to go away from my computer

Monday, March 01, 2004

umph..so much to say..but i don't want to pour my guts out all over this blog...a lot has transpired during this day..an interesting highlight..i almost got killed by an eldery driver was wearing those rite aid old-man saftey sunglasses...we used to call them virtual reality glasses in high school..we would steal them from 7-11 and get all snockered and walk around the neiborhood wearing them pretending that reality was really virtual reality..back then.....virtual reality glasses were as funny as the mullet is today..except..unlike the mullet..it is possible to sport them temorarily...we didn't have to be as commited to looking terrible as people who sport mullets....i hope that one day in the 2020's my child does not come home from school and say "can i get that haircut that looks like a short haircut in the front..but is long in the back mommy..please..everyone has it"..i swear i will slap it back to 2003...to a time when bad hair cuts had no civil rights...
the brain poop theory could be means to make room for all this K-nowledge..but it isn 't enough..we need some mechanism to ensure the organization of newly aquired facts...like knowledge caboodle ( those 80's plastic makeup caddies w/ internal shelves )...we need some sort of adhesive now to make it stick...like thought glue
cramming...very very hard... i wish i could make a brain poop to get all that other wasteful knowledge out to make room for some knew knowledge

Saturday, February 28, 2004


Friday, February 27, 2004

a haiku

remember the time
we saw kaiju big battle
in new york city?

a series of haiku's

remember the time
the wicked witch of the west
appeared that one night

we turned the faucet
sticking out of the building
and drank it's water

we went to the bar
and talked to clamy skin guy
he drank fat tire once

i am having problems with school again...it's the point in the semester where i realize that i have let myself go too much...i have that "ohshit" feeling in the pit of my stomach
get a load of this movie review..get ready to hear me rant...so i just saw the passion...i really didn't want to get involved in all the hype surrounding this movie...but i did...and i did not like it...at the movie theater..before the movie started..the lights were in in the theater full blast...why?..i don't know..but i have never encountered anything like that....then a movie theater employee started off the movie with a little disclaimer..."this movie does have subtitles"...like the signs they had posted outside of the ticket window weren't enough...they acted like no one has ever seen or heard of a subtitled movie before...during the entire movie there were people sobbing to the left and right of me...basically..if you want to see jesus get the crap beat out of him for two hours straight.with flashbacks of him breaking bread...then see this movie..or if you want to see 100 close ups of mary's face crying..then see this movie...i swear some of the audience thought that it really was jesus being filmed while getting his ass whooped by romans...i guess i feel like i have representation issues...not that i was there when the dude died...BUT NEITHER WAS MEL GIBSON.....it's scary...as if it is being used as a tool to transform the beliefs of the audience..like people are supposed to believe that it really happened b/c of the images they consume within a two hour time period...if they didn't believe in christ before they saw the movie..they'll believe in him now....that is the view some church officials have decided to take..i was reading somewhere (i think people magazine) that there was this church...who would give free movie tickets way to church members who bring a "non believer"....well...i'll tell you what i believe in...not supporting mel's representation of the jews like his holocaust denying father...there is so much more i could say about this movie...but i am sure after you see it..some of you will agree with me...and some of you will disagree with me...i suppose i wouldn't be so critical of the movie if it wasn't intended to be taken so seriously..to put it best...like the dad from Big Fish (albert finney...i forget the characters name doh!)..."never talk about religion..you never know ya' gonna o-fend"..so sorry if i o-fended anyone..and sorry that this movie o-fended me...in the end..everyone is entitled to their opinion..unfortunately..even mel...i am done going off now

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